Keyboardist With A Twist Pillows

His Bach was worse than his bite.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Covid Music

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

The band.

No Instruments Please

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Early Morning Roll Call.

A 60's pop group

Col Pugno

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Mykola Lysenko

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

Keyboard in Heaven

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Dancing with death.

Computer Four Hands.

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'