Keyboard Artist Pillows

Keyboard in Heaven

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

A woman playing a keyboard

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Octopus on Keys.

The Escape Key

The band.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Col Pugno

A 60's pop group

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Claviers

Organ transport team

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Celesta

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

"At the copa, copacabana...."

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

In need of a wash...