Playing Keyboards Pillows

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano Keyboard

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

A woman playing a keyboard

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Octopus on Keys.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

The band.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Computer Life

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Sergey Rahmaninov

New technologies.

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Col Pugno

A 60's pop group

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man types with beer on his computer.

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.