Keyboard Playing Pillows

J. Edgar Hoover's secret file on MLK

Bill Bailey

Lobster playing keyboard

Marimba

Concert Pianist.

No Elgar!

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Orchestra.

Theorbo

'Play it again, Sam.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Piano Keyboard

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

A woman playing a keyboard

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Quartet of chefs.

Team Flute

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Octopus on Keys.

The Escape Key

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The band.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Lute

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

A 60's pop group

Col Pugno

Little Piano

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'