Keyboardist Pillows

Keyboard in Heaven

The band.

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

A 60's pop group

Lobster playing keyboard

His Bach was worse than his bite.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Keyboardist

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

A woman playing a keyboard

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Octopus on Keys.

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Col Pugno

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Organ transport team

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Johannes Brahms.

Sergei Rachmaninov