Keyboardist T-Shirts

Keyboard in Heaven

The band.

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

A 60's pop group

Lobster playing keyboard

His Bach was worse than his bite.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Keyboardist

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

A woman playing a keyboard

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Bill Bailey

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Octopus on Keys.

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Col Pugno

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Organ transport team

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

"I just know I have a great password in me."

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

'Nah! He's not my type.'