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Octopus on Keys.

Keyboard in Heaven

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"At the copa, copacabana...."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

The president's men

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"Marco ..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'In my rise to the tip I was always aware of a higher power - now I feel I'm ready to take it on.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

A king and his paperwork.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

A woman playing a keyboard

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.