Keyboard Artist T-Shirts

Keyboard in Heaven

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

A woman playing a keyboard

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Bill Bailey

Octopus on Keys.

The band.

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

A 60's pop group

Col Pugno

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Claviers

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"I just know I have a great password in me."

Organ transport team

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

Tune Up Shop.

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"Oh shit! What have I done? Undo key! Undo key!"

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Celesta

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

"At the copa, copacabana...."

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'