Playing Keyboards T-Shirts

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Piano Keyboard

A woman playing a keyboard

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Bill Bailey

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Octopus on Keys.

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The band.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer Life

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Sergey Rahmaninov

New technologies.

Wha about trying another antivirus?

A 60's pop group

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Col Pugno

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man types with beer on his computer.