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'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

'What the hell kind of keyboard is that?'

'Gerroff...you're not my type!'

STRIP Hambone: There's something wrong with the keyboard

"Grandpa!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

A woman playing a keyboard

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

The Escape Key

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

The band.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

E-Reader

Literary rain