Keyboard Aficionado Pillows

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Bill Bailey

'What the hell kind of keyboard is that?'

'Gerroff...you're not my type!'

STRIP Hambone: There's something wrong with the keyboard

"Grandpa!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

A woman playing a keyboard

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

The Escape Key

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The band.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.