Keyboard Guru Pillows

Claviers

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano Recital

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Bill Bailey

Internet Cafe.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Computer Life

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Computer Music

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

Sergey Rahmaninov