Keyboard Key Enthusiast Pillows

Piano costume

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

A woman playing a keyboard

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Bill Bailey

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Computer Life

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Sergey Rahmaninov

New technologies.

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Col Pugno

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'Data, data everywhere!'