Keyboard Shortcut Enthusiast Pillows

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

A woman playing a keyboard

Bill Bailey

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Organ transport team

Claviers

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

Snail Writer

Tune Up Shop.

'Nah! He's not my type.'

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

'Have you considered your x-height?'

Celesta

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

"Oh shit! What have I done? Undo key! Undo key!"

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

In need of a wash...

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

'Sorry, didn't have time for lunch.'

'Well, have you ever watched anybody type?'

A man irons one of his pant legs.