Keyboard Shortcut Enthusiast Gifts

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

A woman playing a keyboard

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

Claviers

Organ transport team

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

Snail Writer

'Nah! He's not my type.'

'Have you considered your x-height?'

Celesta

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

In need of a wash...

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

'Sorry, didn't have time for lunch.'

A man irons one of his pant legs.

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

"It goes so much faster with this."