Shortcut Aficionado Gifts

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Hollywood producer.

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"Great money scenes!"

"I think we could work very well together."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

'We're calling it... 'World war zit!''

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

"The story is stupid, the characters are unreliable and the senseless special effects will eat up millions. Well, I guess we've got a real blockbuster!"

'As a typically observant medical provider, the extremely high levels of iron in your system have me quite puzzled.'

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

Good Cop/Hollywood Cop: "Confess or my partner will make you read his screenplay."

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

'You and your shortcuts.'

'A page from Sylvester Stallone's newest film script.'

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

'Brilliant... 'Slumlord Billionaire'!'

"Why don't we save both of us a lot of trouble and just use the math app on my smartphone?"

Woman emptying 'pending' work into bin as 5pm approaches on Friday.

A man irons one of his pant legs.

"It goes so much faster with this."