Shortcut Seekers Gifts

Vending machine that supplies homework answers.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"I think we could work very well together."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Food van driving through an office.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

Self-Walking Legs

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

"Look, honey! They do wine in pill form."

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

Working Moms Diner

11pm chiller cabinet of last resort.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Woman emptying 'pending' work into bin as 5pm approaches on Friday.