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Vending machine that supplies homework answers.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I think we could work very well together."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Food van driving through an office.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

"Look, honey! They do wine in pill form."

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

'I took a short cut.'

Working Moms Diner

11pm chiller cabinet of last resort.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Why don't we save both of us a lot of trouble and just use the math app on my smartphone?"