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'I took a short cut.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Bike Rides

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee

Coffee Menu

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'The customer is always right...'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Hard or soft science?'

Body Systems

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Heart Disease Menu

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

"I think we could work very well together."

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."