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A man irons one of his pant legs.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"I think we could work very well together."

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

Woody Allen

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

Scrip Doctor

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

Audition. Script. He plays every role with that scowl --- His motto is "Anything you can do, I can do bitter."

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'