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A man irons one of his pant legs.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"I think we could work very well together."

Scrip Doctor

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

Printing Room

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'