Shortcut Strategist Gifts

'You and your shortcuts.'

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

Woman emptying 'pending' work into bin as 5pm approaches on Friday.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

National Academy of Short Selling.

This is the shortcut!

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

"Why don't we save both of us a lot of trouble and just use the math app on my smartphone?"

Temp Agency Personnel. Where do you see yourself in five weeks?

A man irons one of his pant legs.

"It goes so much faster with this."

"Is the drug that you are prescribing available as a generic, so I can save some money, or at the very least, available from a pharmaceutical company that I own shares in, so that I can make some money?"

"If your insurance doesn't cover it, there's always the lottery."

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

The 42nd annual City marathon (a guy in a car waiting for the start).

"I was typing fast and hit several random keys at the same time. It created that."