Short Game Strategist Gifts

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Sweep the board.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Target your customer.

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Hockey Season.

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Tic-tac-toe

Target your message

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Business Target

Game changing

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."