Conversation Shortcut Enthusiast Gifts

"Want me to skip all the boring details?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"I think we could work very well together."

Attention Span Man

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"You're not even listening!"

"Hey, keep it down, we're trying to have a conversation."

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

"Is it wrong that I miss the dog more than the kids?"