Conversation Enthusiast Gifts

"I had hoped the extroverts would talk to the introverts, but they're just talking to each other."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'There is no one who understands me.'

"I've never met anyone like you. You're just wrong about everything."

'Just here to chat' lane in a swimming pool.

'Will you stop talking? I'm trying to read.'

'It's nothing to worry about nurse. It's only teeth bites on your tongue. Lots of good listeners have them.'

'If there's one thing I can't stand it's nit-picking pedantry.' 'That's two things.'

'You had lunch with Phil today?'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

'I talk to myself because I'm the only one who LISTENS!'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'It's a basic human trait - in order to gain social acceptance people will agree with whoever they're talking to at the time.'

Party with speech bubbles.

"You are David Richards. Your chosen topic tonight is dinner party conversation and your time starts now...How long did it take to get here and by what route?"

Attention Span Man

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

"I don't understand all this nonsense about TV kiiling the art of conversation. I mean it's all we talk about."

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

'I don't want a haircut. I'm just looking for a man who will listen to me!'

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

'I have a good memory for most things - it's only facts that throw me.'

"Hey, keep it down, we're trying to have a conversation."

"...but enough about me."

"You're not even listening!"

English conversation, Safe: Pets, weather,children. Unsafe: religion, politics,health problems.

Only thing she hated more than small talk was really, really small talk.

"That corn on your foot is beginning to look nasty."

"I just realized I can remember every woman I ever slept with, but, sadly, not because I have a good memory."

"Donald is an appendicitis survivor, too."

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"I'm so glad we've had this little talk, Earl!"

Senior Conversation Staters

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"