Keyboard Fanatic Gifts

'Nah! He's not my type.'

Organ transport team

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

A woman playing a keyboard

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

The Escape Key

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Sergey Rahmaninov

New technologies.

Col Pugno

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"