Keyboard Activist Gifts

"Of course I'm socially engaged! I commented on a story about child labour with a sad emoticon!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Careful! He knows computers."

A woman playing a keyboard

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Bill Bailey

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."