Keyboard Activist T-Shirts

"Of course I'm socially engaged! I commented on a story about child labour with a sad emoticon!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Careful! He knows computers."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Computer Life

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Col Pugno

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"