Keyboard Combatants T-Shirts

'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will rip out my entrails and dance on my grave.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Careful! He knows computers."

A woman playing a keyboard

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Googoo

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer Life

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Cyberwarfare

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"