Keyboard Warrior's Roast T-Shirts

"Excuse me, this is the work table."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'How many words per minute do you type?'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer Life

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

Cyberwarfare

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Col Pugno

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."