Keyboard Jester T-Shirts

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

The Proust of Twitter

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Bad Interview Technique

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Internet Cafe.

Karaoke night.

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Computer Life

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

New technologies.

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

Cyberwarfare

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."