Computer Jester T-Shirts

The monkey is going to do tech support at the cafe? That's right. He can't talk. He doesn't know anything about computers. And? He could probably get more working for Macrosoft. We're non-union.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Hardware and software

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

Bad Interview Technique

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

Nanopsychiatry.

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

"We're a happy team here Benson - let's try to keep it that way."

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

"Wow. Most colleagues I work with just use stress balls."

'This decaf's lousy.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Sorry, you've been replaced by an app.

Mr. Science Times

Cyber crime.