Computer Jester Pillows

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Hardware and software

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

Bad Interview Technique

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Nanopsychiatry.

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"We're a happy team here Benson - let's try to keep it that way."

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'This decaf's lousy.'

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

"Wow. Most colleagues I work with just use stress balls."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Texting Rodeo Clown

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Mr. Science Times

Cyber crime.

Cow Printer