Cyber Jester Pillows

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Computer hackers' club - 'gone phishing'.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Hardware and software

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

Nanopsychiatry.

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"There's something you should know about me."

Texting Rodeo Clown

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"