Cyber Jester Gifts

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Computer hackers' club - 'gone phishing'.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Hardware and software

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

Bad Interview Technique

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Nanopsychiatry.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"There's something you should know about me."

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

Trump the Jester

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."