Cyber Jokers Gifts

"You can use our WiFi as long as you'd like, but if you're going to be nasty you'll need to move to the troll section."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Artist Painting his Television.

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

#NoJunk

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

"There's a fly in my soup."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."

"Arf is not much of a password."

"If only they could see your dark side."

Downloading personal items on the company laptop.

Computer hackers' club - 'gone phishing'.

'Now that's what I call a virus!

Beware of Blog

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'