Laptop Jester Pillows

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"We're following Carrot Top."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Hardware and software

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'