Keyboard Jester Pillows

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

The Proust of Twitter

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Bad Interview Technique

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

New technologies.

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Cyberwarfare

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."