Keyboard Jokester Pillows

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Laptop Dancing.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"According to the latest research staff retention is more likely to be improved but improved conditions rather than chaining them to their desks."

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'They're draft outlines on how to run a paperless office.'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

The Screeeen!

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

Cloud computing.

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

"Stand back? corrupt file."