Keyboard Knight T-Shirts

Computer whisperer.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'Ok - Attack me on Twitter.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Evolution.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Super Student

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Careful! He knows computers."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Internet Cafe.

'How many words per minute do you type?'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

I love being right.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

New technologies.