Keyboard Knight Gifts

Computer whisperer.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Evolution.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

The Proust of Twitter

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Super Student

"Careful! He knows computers."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'How many words per minute do you type?'

Internet Cafe.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

I love being right.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Computer Life

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Col Pugno