Keyboard King Gifts

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Stereotyping

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Johannes Brahms.

Lobster playing keyboard

Sergei Rachmaninov

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Piano Recital

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

A woman playing a keyboard

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Computer Music

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Computer Life

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

New technologies.