Keyboard Gifts

Col Pugno

Dueling Pianos

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Piano Recital

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

A woman playing a keyboard

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Bill Bailey

Octopus on Keys.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

The band.

Computer Music

Computer Life

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'