Keyboards Gifts

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Keyboard in Heaven

His Bach was worse than his bite.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Piano Recital

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Internet Cafe.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Bill Bailey

Octopus on Keys.

The Escape Key

The band.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Computer Life

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Computer Music

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Sergey Rahmaninov