Keyboard Warrior Gifts

"I'm not coming down for dinner, didn't you read my blog ?!?!"

'Globalization means when your e-mail account is full with spam from countries you've never heard of...'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'So, you're at your computer 18 hours a day, never exercise and rely on caffeine. What's your blog about?'

Man types with beer on his computer.

'Data, data everywhere!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"John, I thought you said you were anonymous on social media!"

'In this case I'm not sure 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is a design problem.'

Woman searching internet for info about her MP.

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

Complaints - Computer letters on keyboard not in alphabetical order.

Your hands are cold.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

Aggression on the Internet.

"Sorry, but while typing up that report, I had this desire to walk across the keyboard."

Data Entry Marathon

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I'm suffering from activism burnout."

"That's why you're in here! You're abnormal!"

'You really haven't got the hang of this blogging lark, have you?'

Don't seize the data on a computer for six weeks. Carpal diem.

Man's only book is his list of passwords.

'No the computer has not been 'hacked by terrorists' - you've got the Caps Lock on.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

You're still on that computer? I'm waiting for some rube to respond to my latest argument. Word of advice, Sadie: passion is wonderful. But when the object of your passion is not right in front of you, then thinking about it is an unhealthy obsession. That's why it's best to distract oneself with multiple passions and their best friends. Wait ... what? ... I mean multiple websites. Maybe I CAN'T be satisfied by just one endless online argument.

"Control. Options. Command. I wish!"

Man sending a 'Rebel Yell' over the e-mail

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

No! I would not like to download a typing tutorial!

The First Asshole