Keyboard Warrior Gifts

"I'm not coming down for dinner, didn't you read my blog ?!?!"

'Globalization means when your e-mail account is full with spam from countries you've never heard of...'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'So, you're at your computer 18 hours a day, never exercise and rely on caffeine. What's your blog about?'

Man types with beer on his computer.

'Data, data everywhere!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"John, I thought you said you were anonymous on social media!"

'In this case I'm not sure 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is a design problem.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Woman searching internet for info about her MP.

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

'No the computer has not been 'hacked by terrorists' - you've got the Caps Lock on.'

"Sorry, but while typing up that report, I had this desire to walk across the keyboard."

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

Aggression on the Internet.

Your hands are cold.

Man's only book is his list of passwords.

'You really haven't got the hang of this blogging lark, have you?'

Complaints - Computer letters on keyboard not in alphabetical order.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

New technologies.

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

Data Entry Marathon

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"That's why you're in here! You're abnormal!"

"I'm suffering from activism burnout."

"Dr. Jeckyl and... Mr. Internet"

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

'First Responder.'

Online Agitation

"Gerald says there's quite a lively debate online about Israel."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."