Keyboard Crusaders Gifts

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Careful! He knows computers."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Computer Life

Googoo

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Cyberwarfare

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."