Keyboard Crawlers Gifts

Googoo

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Careful! He knows computers."

A woman playing a keyboard

Finger on the Z Key

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer Life

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"