Keyboard Escapists Gifts

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

A woman playing a keyboard

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Googoo

Computer Life

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Cyberwarfare

Col Pugno

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man types with beer on his computer.

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

I love geeks