Digital Escapists Gifts

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

Family separated by the Internet

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Screen Time vs Book Time

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

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"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Cyber Dream

Desert wifi

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Hot Towel Web Service

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"