Internet Escapists Gifts

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Mary had a little spam

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

Virtual Lap Dancing

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

'Modem Times,'

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."