Tech Escapists Gifts

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Meet the new factory manager.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

Photocoffier.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

"They've replaced the company car."

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

Google Earth For Pirates

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"Hey Charlie- check out what comes after the internet!"

Family separated by the Internet

Hiding From Social Media

Computer Speak: 'Beware!...There is no such thing as a 'free launch'.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.